#golf

Golf is the most useless outdoor game ever devised to waste the time and try the spirit of man. ↗

— Westbrook Pegler

#ever #game #golf #man #most

Golf is a puzzle without an answer. I've played the game for 40 years and I still haven't the slightest idea how to play. ↗

— Gary Player

#game #golf #haven #how #i

If there's a golf course in heaven, I hope it's like Augusta National. I just don't want an early tee time. ↗

— Gary Player

#early #golf #golf course #heaven #hope

I can't hit a ball more than 200 yards. I have no butt. You need a butt if you're going to hit a golf ball. ↗

— Dennis Quaid

#going #golf #golf ball #hit #i

I didn't get into this to pick up a new hobby. I don't want to just be a golfer. I want to be the best. ↗

— Gabrielle Reece

#get #golfer #hobby #i #into

I don't have a life, I really don't. I'm as close to a nun as you can be without the little hat. I'm a golf nun. ↗

— Gabrielle Reece

#golf #hat #i #life #little

Few learn golf in a lifetime. ↗

— Grantland Rice

#golf #learn #lifetime

I tell people retirement isn't what you think. You are going to sit around and waste your life, you can only golf so much. To stay young, you have to stay in the mix. ↗

— Ron Rice

#going #golf #i #life #mix

Golf is the only sport that a professional can enjoy playing with his friends. ↗

— Chi Chi Rodriguez

#friends #golf #his #only #playing

If golf wasn't enjoyable and there wasn't a lot of humor and enjoyment, even though the game is so frustrating, you would wonder why you put yourself through it. ↗

— Ray Romano

#enjoyment #even #frustrating #game #golf