#got

Me a TV star? I've got to be the luckiest guy in the world. ↗

— John Ritter

#guy #i #luckiest #me #star

I started studying acting, got commercials, and here we are 100 years later. I'm acting and writing and I have a pool and a dog. ↗

— Krysten Ritter

#acting #commercials #dog #got #here

Mother Nature may be forgiving this year, or next year, but eventually she's going to come around and whack you. You've got to be prepared. ↗

— Geraldo Rivera

#around #be prepared #come #eventually #forgiving

My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash. ↗

— Joan Rivers

#cord #cut #dog #dumb #everywhere

It's been so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up whom. ↗

— Joan Rivers

#forgotten #had #i #long #sex

Both of my parents got to see me host Carson, thank God. That's all anyone wants: to have their parents see they're going to be all right in life. ↗

— Joan Rivers

#both #carson #god #going #got

After that initial success, every chance we got we'd hire that remote recording truck and just record stuff at the Whisky because it was so inexpensive. ↗

— Johnny Rivers

#because #chance #every #got #hire

Even Woodstock turned out to be a disaster. Everybody was stuck in the mud and people got sick. ↗

— Johnny Rivers

#even #everybody #got #mud #out

I got to see all these incredible blues players, like Jimmy Reed. ↗

— Johnny Rivers

#got #i #incredible #jimmy #like

I've got a Fender Concert amp from the '60s, the one Joe Osborn used. He played his bass through it. ↗

— Johnny Rivers

#bass #concert #fender #got #his