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#gov

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #gov




The real goal should be reduced government spending, rather than balanced budgets achieved by ever rising tax rates to cover ever rising spending. ↗


— Thomas Sowell


#balanced #budgets #cover #ever #goal

I want the US government to dispense with all the “red tape,” and start using Caution tape. ↗


— Jarod Kintz


#caution-tape #funny #government #red-tape #us-government

Government is operated by deeply embedded, hopelessly entangled bureaus where nothing is accomplished because the function of the bureau is to intercept every living idea and smother it. ↗


— Gerry Spence


#because #bureau #bureaus #deeply #embedded

The government decides to try to increase the middle class by subsidizing things that middle class people have: If middle-class people go to college and own homes, then surely if more people go to college and own homes, we’ll have more middle-class people. But homeownership and college aren’t causes of middle-class status, they’re markers for possessing the kinds of traits — self-discipline, the ability to defer gratification, etc. — that let you enter, and stay, in the middle class. Subsidizing the markers doesn’t produce the traits; if anything, it undermines them. ↗


— Glenn Reynolds


#subsidies #home

The governments and their policies have failed, the church is the last hope of the common man, I value a church that is a home for all. ↗


— Ifeanyi Enoch Onuoha


#government #home

EVERYTHING NOT FORBIDDEN IS COMPULSORY ↗


— T.H. White


#government #humor #totalitarianism #humor

We had a choice between Democrats who couldn't learn from the past and Republicans who couldn't stop living in it... ↗


— P.J. O'Rourke


#government #humor #politics #republicans #humor

My father always said that government is like watching another man piss in your boot. Someone feels better but it certainly isn't you. ↗


— Orson Scott Card


#government #humor #humor

Now, paper and pencils," said Miss Marcy, clapping her hands. Writing paper is scarce in this house, and I had no intention of tearing sheets out of this exercise book, which is a superb sixpenny one the Vicar gave me. In the end, Miss Marcy took the middle pages out of her library record, which gave us a pleasant feeling that we were stealing from the government, and then we sat round the table and elected her chairman. ↗


— Dodie Smith


#humor #humor

Imagine the uproar if the Federal government tried to make everyone wear a radio transmitter around their neck so we can keep track of their movements. But people happily carry their cell phones in their purses and pockets. ↗


— Lee Child


#jack-reacher #imagination






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