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How did you get in?" "I move in mysterious ways." "God moves in mysterious ways. You move like lightning - here one moment, gone the next.


Becca Fitzpatrick


#funny #hush-hush #mysterious-ways #nora-and-patch #nora-grey

Here it comes," she said with an expression of pure bliss. "Drug rush ... any moment now ... the surge of warmth ... bye-bye, Mr. Pain..." "Vee-" "Knock, knock." "This is really important-" "Knock, knock." "It's about Elliot-" "Knock, knoooock," she said in a singsong voice. I sighed. "Who's there?" "Boo." "Boo who?" "Boo-hoo, somebody's crying, and it's not me!" She broke into hysterical laughter.


Becca Fitzpatrick


#funny #hush-hush #nora-and-vee #nora-grey #vee-sky

Do you think they're going to buy that a guy in tacky leather chaps dances like this?" I scoffed when he twirled me back into his embrace. "Keep it up, and I'll put you in the chaps." He didn't smile, but I sensed an undercurrent of amusement.


Becca Fitzpatrick


#funny #hush-hush #leather-chaps #nora-and-patch #nora-grey

Come live with us, Diana. Don't argue. Just say yes." Diana looked at the ground to hide her emotions. Then she said, "Would I have to be hearing you two going at it night and day?


Michael Grant


#come-live-with-us #diana #funny #gone #gone-series

He bombarded me with words, of all things, apparently clueless to the fact that the predawn hours rendered me incapable of coherent thought.


Darynda Jones


#first-grave-on-the-right #funny #funny

Green Lantern: "What are your powers anyway? You can't fly." Batman: "No." Green Lantern: "Super-strength?" Batman: "No." Green Lantern: "Hold on a second... You're not just some guy in a bat costume, are you? Are you freaking kidding me?!


Geoff Johns


#funny #green-lantern #justice-league #superheroes #funny

Maybe it was me," Grandma said."Sometimes they sneak out.Did I fart?


Janet Evanovich


#granmda-mazur #humor #stephanie-plum #funny

We want to obviously foster a relationship that we're a partner with states; that we all share the same goals of closing the achievement gap, just as the Congress does; and that we're practical and sophisticated enough to understand what they're talking about.


Margaret Spellings


#achievement #closing #congress #does #enough

I'm a widower with three sons and seven grandchildren. One of my sons is my partner on the ranch.


Wilford Brimley


#i #partner #ranch #seven #sons

She shuddered. “What is it with slobbery kissers? Are they trying to drown us in spit? I mean, Jesus, swallow every now and then.


Tammara Webber


#gross #kissing #laugh-out-loud #funny






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