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I live right next to a grocery store and I don't know if it's the bachelor in me, but I just go in and shop for what I need for the day. I'm an idiot because I don't shop for the whole week. The check out clerks always crack jokes about the fact that I'm in there sometimes twice a day.


Seann William Scott


#always #bachelor #because #check #clerks

Some people meet people in the grocery store, but I get my tomatoes and I'm out.


Ryan Seacrest


#grocery #grocery store #i #meet #out

By the time I reached high school my father's grocery store had made our life adequately comfortable and I was able to choose, without any practical encumbrances, the subjects that I wanted to pursue in college.


Sidney Altman


#adequately #any #by the time #choose #college

For a while I couldn't leave the house by myself. Even if I was just grocery shopping alone, I'd get self-conscious.


Shannen Doherty


#even #get #grocery #grocery shopping #house

Purchase items that can be made into several meals, like a whole roasted chicken, or bag of sweet potatoes, and shop the periphery of the grocery store, avoiding the middle aisles full of processed and higher-priced foods.


Cat Cora


#avoiding #bag #chicken #foods #full

Well, I'm pretty domestic actually. I walk my dog. I go grocery shopping. I hang out with friends. I'm pretty normal, whatever normal is, on my off time.


James Iha


#dog #domestic #friends #go #grocery

What's important at the grocery store is just as important in engines or medical systems. If the customer isn't satisfied, if the stuff is getting stale, if the shelf isn't right, or if the offerings aren't right, it's the same thing. You manage it like a small organization. You don't get hung up on zeros.


Jack Welch


#engines #get #getting #grocery #grocery store

West Hollywood is predominantly gay, so every man that came into the grocery store was shopping for his boyfriend.


Jeri Ryan


#came #every #every man #gay #grocery

I hate when I'm at the grocery store and the person checking me out asks, "Paper or plastic?" It's offensive. As if I'm going to sleep with her just because she has a clever pick up line.


Jarod Kintz


#funny #grocery-store #humor #paper-or-plastic #funny

Ever consider what pets must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul - chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!


Anne Tyler


#back #chicken #come #consider #cow






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