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I'll tell you what's wrong!" he roared, "I'm trying to quit smoking!" Then he strode angrily to the truck, leaving her standing there. She blinked her eyes, and slowly a smile stretched her lips. She strolled to the truck and got in. "So, are you homicidal or merely as irritable as a wounded buffalo?" "About halfway in between," he said through clenched teeth. "Anything I can do to help?" His eyes were narrow and intense. "It isn't just the cigarettes. Take off your panties and lock your legs around me, and I'll show you.


Linda Howard


#cigarettes #quit-smoking #tension #family

The immoral woman in Luke 7 has the faith to anticipate Christ's forgiveness. She can act in love with no words to justify.


Jenn Thoman


#forgiveness #justification #worship #faith

He was a conservative all right, but invariably he gave the impression that he was a conservative because he was surrounded by liberals; that he had been a revolutionist if that had been required in order to be socially disruptive.


William F. Buckley


#contrarian #ideologue #freedom

I want to be strapped to a table, while a family of chickens argues over who gets to eat my legs.


Jarod Kintz


#chicken #funny #family

It's amazing--my parents call everything a discussion. If I were standing across the street, firing a bazooka at my mother, while my father was launching mortar back at me, and Jeffery was charging down the driveway with a grenade in his teeth, my parents would say we should stop having this public "discussion".


Jordan Sonnenblick


#euphemism #humor #parents #humor

...the real junk food is what Frank Lloyd Wright called light entertainment - bubblegum for the eye ...


John Geddes


#entertainment #frank-lloyd-wright #inspiration #junk-food #food

Any woman who is sure of her own wits, is a match, at any time, for a man who is not sure of his own temper.


Wilkie Collins


#control #dispute #empowerment #intelligence #men

Before I met the Jesuits, I’d never encountered another group who thought that intellect and arrogance were treasures beyond price and necessities in waging wars against blasphemers, heretics.


Pat Conroy


#argument #arrogance #intelligence #intelligence

Discussion is an exchange of knowledge; an argument an exchange of ignorance.


Robert Quillen


#discussion #exchange #ignorance #knowledge






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