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Russell Brand

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I couldn't possibly have sex with someone with such a slender grasp on grammar!

— Russell Brand

#brains-are-sexy #sex #sexy

Even as a junkie I stayed true [to vegetarianism] - 'I shall have heroin, but I shan't have a hamburger.' What a sexy little paradox.

— Russell Brand

#drugs #heroin #vegetarianism #sexy

Rebel children, I urge you, fight the turgid slick of conformity with which they seek to smother your glory.

— Russell Brand

#conformity #glory #rebellion #rebellion

Have you been out in society recently? 'Cause it's SHIT.

— Russell Brand


Be led by your talent, not by your self-loathing; those other things you just have to manage.

— Russell Brand

#self-destruction #talent #destruction

I want to change the world, and do something valuable and beautiful. I want people to remember me before I'm dead, and then more afterwards.

— Russell Brand

#fame #immortality #beauty

Boggle with sex addicts is up there with go-kart racing with junkies.

— Russell Brand

#humor #inspirational #satire #humor

The priority of any addict is to anaesthetise the pain of living to ease the passage of day with some purchased relief.

— Russell Brand

#amy-winehouse #blog #addiction

Some people were just getting on with their lives, chatting, being young. It simply wouldn't do.

— Russell Brand

#funny #life #youth #funny

There was [really] little difference between someone acting throwing french fries in your face and someone throwing french fries in your face.

— Russell Brand


About Russell Brand

Russell Brand Quotes

Did you know about Russell Brand?

Of his time presenting the show he said "The three years I've spent on Big Brother's Big Mouth have been an unprecedented joy". He starred in the 2011 remake of the 1981 Dudley Moore film Arthur. He presented Dancefloor Chart touring nightclubs in Britain and Ibiza and hosted the tea-time request show Select.

He married American pop singer Katy Perry in October 2010; they separated in December 2011 and were divorced the following year. In 2007 he had his first major film role in St Trinian's. In 2004 Brand achieved mainstream fame in the UK as the host of Big Brother's Big Mouth a Big Brother spin-off.

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