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Les Dawson

Read through the most famous quotes from Les Dawson

I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, six should be enough.'

— Les Dawson

#going #help #i #kicking #men

I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.

— Les Dawson

#furniture #i #living #my own #own

My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.

— Les Dawson

#every #every time #i #object #objects

I can always tell when the mother in law's coming to stay; the mice throw themselves on the traps.

— Les Dawson

#coming #i #i can #law #mice

Marriage is an institution and that's where a couple finish up.

— Les Dawson

#finish #institution #marriage #up #where

About Les Dawson

Did you know about Les Dawson?

He loved to undercut his own fondness for high culture. He was as popular with female as with male audiences and loved by the British public. A news reporter from the Sun looking for him after a show to interview him found him backstage joking with some cleaning women and making them laugh.

Leslie "Les" Dawson (2 February 1931 – 10 June 1993) was an English comedian and writer remembered for his deadpan style curmudgeonly persona and jokes about his mother-in-law and wife.

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