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Jasper Carrott

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Laughter is the best medicine - unless you're diabetic, then insulin comes pretty high on the list.

— Jasper Carrott

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I am amazed at radio DJ's today. I am firmly convinced that AM on my radio stands for Absolute Moron. I will not begin to tell you what FM stands for.

— Jasper Carrott

#am #amazed #begin #convinced #dj

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Carrott is the second inductee following Ozzy Osbourne. He was the host of the Sunday night interactive national pub quiz Cash Inn and also an investor in the company operated by Innterplay. In addition to his television work Carrott made a foray into cinema when he played Heinrich in the 1987 British comedy Jane and the Lost City.

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