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Razo hopped back up and adopted a posture that said he was completely unruffled, never had been, and in fact was ready to do something manly like lift boulders or swallow live worms. ↗

— Shannon Hale

#humor

Yakka foob mog. Grug pubbawup zink wattoom gazork. Chumble spuzz. I love loopholes. ↗

— Bill Watterson

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I stood and walked around the desk so I could stand over him. Menacingly. Like Darth Vader, only with better lung capacity. ↗

— Darynda Jones

#star-wars #humor

There’s my baby!” I cried, quite carried away. “There’s my Poochiekins!” Ammit ran at me and leaped into my arms, nuzzling me with his rough snout. “My lord Osiris!” Disturber lost the bottom of his scroll again, which unraveled around his legs. “This is an outrage!” “Sadie,” Dad said firmly, “please do not refer to the Devourer of Souls as Poochiekins. ↗

— Rick Riordan

#humor

If you don't get everything you want, think of the things you don't get that you don't want. ↗

— Oscar Wilde

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An elite confederacy of nerds. My peeps ↗

— Kathy Reichs

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You just gotta tell her, man,’ I said. ‘You just gotta say, “Angela, I really like you, but there’s something you need to know: when we go to my house and hook up, we’ll be watched by the twenty-four hundred eyes of twelve hundred black Santas. ↗

— John Green

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Elaine: Ugh, I hate people. Jerry: Yeah, they're the worst. ↗

— Jerry Seinfeld

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My beard grows down to my toes, I never wears no clothes, I wraps my hair Around my bare, And down the road I goes. ↗

— Shel Silverstein

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A novelist can’t be without a kimono and pen!(Shigure) ↗

— Natsuki Takaya

#kimono #novelists #shigure #writers #humor