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These days, however, I am much calmer - since I realised that it’s technically impossible for a woman to argue against feminism. Without feminism, you wouldn’t be allowed to have a debate on women’s place in society. You’d be too busy giving birth on the kitchen floor - biting down on a wooden spoon, so as not to disturb the men’s card game - before going back to quick-liming the dunny. This is why those female columnists in the Daily Mail - giving daily wail against feminism - amuse me. They paid you £1,600 for that, dear, I think. And I bet it’s going in your bank account, and not your husband’s. The more women argue loudly, against feminism, the more they both prove it exists and that they enjoy its hard-won privileges.


Caitlin Moran


#women #women-s-rights #business

There is remedy for all things except death - Don Quixote De La Mancha


Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra


#comedy #don-quixote #knighthood #world #death

My father will find you and kill you for what you have done.” She said to him solemnly. Maligo towered over her, a leering smile twisting his dark face. “You would have to consider yourself lucky if you ever see your father again. Even if it is while he watches me take your life.” He snarled, allowing a haughty smirk creep across his face.


B.C. Morin


#evil #death

I'm going to die. And as if that weren't bad enough, I'm going to die inside a cake.


Peter H. Fogtdal


#death #death-or-cake #death

Nobody is so busy that they can't make time for the people they really care about.


Leila Sales


#caring #life #people #relationships #business

Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business.


J.K. Rowling


#business

I don't like you two going off on you won. Just remember: behave. If I hear about any funny business, I will ground you until the Styx freezes over.


Rick Riordan


#coach-hedge #humour #river-styx #threat #business

The gods' most savage curses come upon us as answers to our own prayers. Prayer is a dangerous business.


Lois McMaster Bujold


#curses #prayer #business

the world is a rollercoaster, and i am not strapped i, maybe i should hold with care but my hands are busy in the air


Brandon Boyd


#business

I'd like to have a business card saying: Bruce Norris kicked your arse.


Robert Muchamore


#cherub-the-recruit #robert-muchamore #business






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