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A man who won't lie to a woman has very little consideration for her feelings.


Olin Miller


#truth-telling-in-relationships #dating

And never, never, dear madam, put 'Wednesday' simply as the date! That way madness lies!


Lewis Carroll


#madness #time #dating

If I were a lawyer, I’d only date women named Sue.


Jarod Kintz


#humor #lawyer #dating

She just asked me to pick her up some tampons and a Yoo-Hoo." ~Alex Sinclair


Jenny B. Jones


#humor #dating

My greatest friend is truth.


Beth Fantaskey


#truth #dating

From: Christian Grey Subject: Shenaniwhatagans? Date: June 15, 2011 09:32 To: Anastasia Steele You don't have to work, Anastasia. You have no idea how appalled I am at my shenanigans. But I like keeping you up late ;) Please use your blackberry. Oh, and marry me, please.


E.L. James


#christian-grey #ocinej #dating

What's your name?" "Emma Gould," she said. "What's yours?" "Wanted." "By all the girls or just the law?


Dennis Lehane


#gangsters #humor #dating

Hey," Marshall said, leaning beside me. "You okay? You look supremely pissed." I smiled. "I'm absolutely fine." "Is your boyfriend here on a date with someone else? Did you guys break up or something?" He seemed to be mocking me. "Yep. We broke up," I said sarcastically. "I caught him sleeping with my sister and then she found out she was pregnant. It didn't work out between them, though, and he left her for that girl." I gestured at Sarah. "My sister's gonna take him on Jerry Springer." Marshall raised an eyebrow. "You don't have a sister." "And you don't have any brain cells.


C. Gray


#marshall #my-heart-be-damned #dating

Never mourn the loss of innocence, because it always brings the much greater gain of wisdom.


Erica Goros


#change #inspirational-quotes #life #maturity #trials

For me, a diva is not something that lives in the sky. It is a woman who lives on earth. It is a woman who suffers, is a woman who dreams, is woman who wants to struggle. If you ask me if I am a diva, I don't know; but I am a warrior. And the main quality of a diva warrior is not to be scared of life. Not to be scared of the difficulties. Whether you have support or not, whether you have money or not, you need to have spirit.


Holly Morris


#change






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