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Shane, honey, in Morganville, friends are the only things that keep you alive. ↗


— Rachel Caine


#morganville-vampires #the-dead-girls-dance #funny

I strike fear into you because I am a man?" "It isn't funny." "I do not laugh. It is a sad thing, yes, that your husband is a man. A very terrible thing. ↗


— Catherine Anderson


#hunter-loretta #funny

She shuddered. “What is it with slobbery kissers? Are they trying to drown us in spit? I mean, Jesus, swallow every now and then. ↗


— Tammara Webber


#gross #kissing #laugh-out-loud #funny

It's funny how things work out sometimes. ↗


— Anthony Horowitz


#funny

Rose unearthed three crystal goblets that almost matched, and even found a tablecloth that hadn't been attacked by moths since its last public appearance. ↗


— Elizabeth C. Bunce


#goblet #moth-eaten #tablecloth #funny

Icy: You ladies want to hear something funny? The quiz in last month's Teen Witch said "What would you do if you got to take over the whole universe? Darcy: What did you put? Icy: I wrote "You'll find out soon enough, loser," and sent it in. ↗


— Icy


#icy #the-winx-club #funny

Give up your dreams; you'll accomplish more without sleep. ↗


— Bauvard


#funny #goals #humor #dreams

Tell the Queen that there's been a robin red-breast hanging about Kotir grounds. It flies down low and vanishes near the floor. Cludd thinks it might be something to do with those woodlanders. Now, I'm to say nothing to Fortunata or Ashleg... 'I must tell the Queen that a robin has seen Cludd hanging about. No, that's not right. I must tellt he robin taht Cludd has been hanging the Queen. ↗


— Brian Jacques


#funny #thicktail-the-stoat #funny

But you have said it too often, Mr. Benedict!" said Mrs. Perumal in an imperious tone that was quite out of character. "And if you continue in this vein, I'm afraid we'll be compelled to cut our visit short. Surely there are other establishments that would host an entire troup of guests - indefinitely and without reward - and not feel obliged to apologize for it! ↗


— Trenton Lee Stewart


#guests #host #sarcasm #visitors #funny

But I hang on to books. I love them. I even think they're very nice decor in a room - far better than paintings... That's not quite true! ↗


— Norman MacCaig


#books #even #far #hang #i






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