#haircut

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. ↗

— Sam Ewing

#dollars #fifteen #five #get #had

I don't care about Clinton's haircuts or his affairs or any of that stuff. ↗

— Tim Robbins

#affairs #any #care #clinton #haircuts

A woman who cuts her hair is about to change her life. ↗

— Coco Chanel

#haircut #woman #women #change

I was hot so I gave myself a haircut. I then saw a bald man sweating, so I offered to tweeze his eyebrows. He accepted and was so grateful that he offered to trade mustaches with me. In remembrance of that special bonding moment, I still wear his mustache over my left nipple.
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— Jarod Kintz

#bald #baldness #bond #bonding #eyebrows

I have very short hair. It's the only cute haircut I think I've ever had. ↗

— Jamie Lee Curtis

#ever #had #hair #haircut #i

I used to have a sort of spiky haircut and it just feels better to have short hair again. ↗

— Evan Dando

#better #feels #hair #haircut #i

Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum. ↗

— P. G. Wodehouse

#haircut #like #look #why #you

You're only as good as your last haircut. ↗

— Fran Lebowitz

#good #haircut #last #only #you

I did study the art of being a barber because I wanted to figure out what my routine would be. Do you start in the front or back? Top or bottom? Swivel the chair or walk around? What I did discover is there's no such thing as the perfect haircut! ↗

— Sean Patrick Thomas

#art #back #barber #because #being

My first thought was, “I got a haircut and trimmed my pubes for this job interview?” Then I thought, “Maybe being a political intern isn’t such a bad gig after all. I could learn the ropes that bind the people into bondage.”
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— Jarod Kintz

#dirty #haircut #intern #internship #interview