#hangover

You come home, and you party. But after that, you get a hangover. Everything about that is negative. ↗

— Mike Tyson

#after #come #everything #get #hangover

I will never, ever drink whiskey again. From now on, it's strictly sherry. ↗

— Libba Bray

#hangovers #humor #beauty

I feel sorry for the '90s, because it was never able to be anything much more than the hangover to the party that was the '80s. ↗

— Simon LeBon

#anything #because #feel #hangover #i

One day I woke up with an atrocious hangover, and it hurt so badly that I told myself, 'It's time to stop. I can't do it anymore. It's not good. It hurts too much.' ↗

— Jordan Knight

#atrocious #badly #day #good #hangover

What the fuck is going on Lor? What the hell did you do last night? What did you say to Kacey? Who the hell is Blue Eyes and why is my car spray-painted with the word ‘asshole’?” Spray-paint? Oh dear God, what have I done? ↗

— J.C. McClean

#hangover #humour #funny

Opening day. All you have to do is say the words and you feel the shutters thrown wide, the room air out, the light pour in. In baseball, no other day is so pure with possibility. No scores yet, no losses, no blame or disappointment. No hangover, at least until the game's over. ↗

— Mary Schmich

#baseball #blame #day #disappointment #feel

Oh man sometimes I wake up feel like a cat runover. Are you familiar with the stoical aspects of hard drinking, of heavy drinking? Oh it's heavy. Oh it's hard. It isn't easy. Jesus, I never meant me any harm. All I wanted was a good time. ↗

— Martin Amis

#hangovers #money

A real hangover is nothing to try out family remedies on. The only cure for a real hangover is death. ↗

— Robert Benchley

#death #family #hangover #nothing #only

Grease is the only cure for a hangover. ↗

— Cameron Diaz

#grease #hangover #only

I love drugs, but I hate hangovers, and the hatred of the hangover wins by a landslide every time. ↗

— Margaret Cho

#every time #hangover #hate #hatred #i