#happen

Comedy is tragedy that happens to other people. ↗

— Angela Carter

#happens #other #people #tragedy

It seldom happens that any felicity comes so pure as not to be tempered and allayed by some mixture of sorrow. ↗

— Miguel de Cervantes

#comes #felicity #happens #mixture #pure

Can you imagine a guy breaking into your car, and he steals your guitar case 'cause he thinks it's a guitar, and he gets it home and opens it up and there's a rake inside it, an electric toilet plunger and a dog skull? That actually happened. ↗

— Eugene Chadbourne

#breaking #car #case #cause #dog

It's critical - that the people that are benefiting today from Medicare and Social Security that they not see benefit reductions. It's awfully hard to tell someone who might be 82, that they've gotta go back to work, because their benefits are gonna be chopped. That's not gonna happen. ↗

— Fred Upton

#back #because #benefit #benefiting #benefits

Look, I happen to still like really dark, dramatic, fractured characters. ↗

— Nicolas Cage

#dark #dramatic #fractured #happen #i

They call me racist too just because I disagree with a President who happens to be black. You are not racists - you are patriots. ↗

— Herman Cain

#black #call #disagree #happens #i

I stand 100 percent by the truth, exactly what happened. ↗

— Jose Canseco

#happened #i #percent #stand #truth

If I signed it that is the way it really happened. I don't know of any individuals who are saying anything different. I have no idea what is going on with that. ↗

— Jose Canseco

#anything #different #going #happened #i

It's a blast to watch. It's a lot more interesting live than it is on record. I mean, it really is a theatrical event. It's a sporting event! Cause you never know what's gonna happen. ↗

— John Zorn

#cause #event #gonna #happen #i

I was at one time a football wife, and there is a certain level of bonding that happens between women who are the wives of football players. ↗

— Gabrielle Union

#bonding #certain #certain level #football #football players