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Mama operated under the assumption that I was eight years old and incapable of feeding myself. It was physically impossible for her to cross my threshold without some form of nourishment. She once offered me cheese and crackers from her while we were standing in my kitchen.


Molly Harper


#funny #jane-jameson #mama #molly-harper #nice-girls-don-t-have-fangs

Besides, my drinking blood's not nearly as weird as that time I caught you shaving your legs." "I was curious!


Molly Harper


#funny #jane-jameson #molly-harper #nice-girls-don-t-have-fangs #vampire

Sketchy black van? Weird stalking of my house? What are you going to do next, offer me some candy?


Hannah Harrington


#hannah-harrington #harper-scott #humour #jake-tolan #sarcasm

For those broadcasters who are less than responsible, the FCC needs to have sharper teeth to enforce the law.


Fred Upton


#enforce #law #less #needs #responsible

My nutritionist has done a great job in changing my diet after we established I am allergic to things like gluten - I can't eat pizza, pasta and bread. I have lost some weight, but my movement is sharper and I feel great.


Novak Djokovic


#allergic #am #bread #changing #diet

Is there a sharper commentary on American culture and the world than The Simpsons?


Anthony Bourdain


#american culture #commentary #culture #sharper #simpsons

Well rounded forms gives smooth sounds; sharper or angular forms give harder and harsher sounds.


Norman McLaren


#forms #give #gives #harder #rounded

Your performance depends on your people. Select the best, train them and back them. When errors occur, give sharper guidance. If errors persist or if the fit feels wrong, help them move on. The country cannot afford amateur hour in the White House.


Donald Rumsfeld


#amateur #back #best #cannot #country

If looks could kill...well, Dick was already dead, so nothing would happen. But Gabriel was not laughing. "See Dick," Dick said, pointing at his chest. He then swept his hand dangerously close to mind. "Jane. Dick and Jane. Come on, you humorless jackass. That's funny.


Molly Harper


#funny #gabriel #humor #jane-jameson #molly-harper

My grandma Ruthie, Jettie's sister, had been married four times, so many times I started calling every old man I saw at the grocery store Grandpa.


Molly Harper


#grandpa #jane-jameson #molly-harper #nice-girls-don-t-have-fangs #remarried






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