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Aer-O-Smith. Arrowsmith. Does the shirt belong to your weapon dealer?” “No.” “Then why do you wear the shirt of someone else’s weapon dealer?


Jim Butcher


#harry-dresden #humor #t-shirts #humor

I've done smarter things in my life. Once, for example, I threw myself out of a moving car in order to take on a truckload of lycanthropes singlehandedly." ~Harry Dresden


Jim Butcher


#lycanthrope #stupid-decisions #life

No story lives unless someone wants to listen. The stories we love best do live in us forever. So whether you come back by page or by the big screen, Hogwarts will always be there to welcome you home.


J.K. Rowling


#harry-potter #love

Like the fact that the person Sirius cared for the most about in the world was you," said Dumbledore quietly.


J.K. Rowling


#harry-potter #love #oreder-of-the-phoenix #sirius-black #love

Let's go crazy, crazy, crazy 'til we see the sun. I know we only met but lets pretend its love. And never, never, never stop for anyone. Tonight lets get some and live when we're young! ♫


One Direction


#liam-payne #louis-tomlinson #niall-horan #zayn-malik #love

Boys," said Hermione Granger, "should not be allowed to love girls without asking them first! This is true in a number of ways and especially when it comes to gluing people to the ceiling!


Eliezer Yudkowsky


#harry-potter #love

Sick is a relative concept. We’re all sick. The question is, what degree of functionality do we have with respect to the rules society sets for desirable behavior? No actions are in themselves symptoms of sickness. You have to look at the context within which these actions are performed.


Jo Nesbø The Redbreast


#fiction #harry-hole #scandinavian-mysteries #respect

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he's a fungi!


One Direction


#liam-payne #louis-tomlinson #niall-horan #one-direction #zayn-malik

Hello, Professor McGonagall,” said Moody calmly, bouncing the ferret still higher. “What — what are you doing?” said Professor McGonagall, her eyes following the bouncing ferret’s progress through the air. “Teaching,” said Moody. “Teach — Moody, is that a student?” shrieked Professor McGonagall, the books spilling out of her arms. “Yep,” said Moody. “Moody, we never use Transfiguration as a punishment!” said Professor McGonagall weakly.


J.K. Rowling


#goblet-of-fire #harry-potter #j-k-rowling #mcgonagall #moody

Harry witnessed Professor McGonagall walking right past Peeves who was determinedly loosening a crystal chandelier and could have sworn he heard her tell the poltergeist out of the corner of her mouth 'It unscrews the other way.


J.K. Rowling


#j-k-rowling #mcgonagall #peeves #poltergeist #determination






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