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#harry

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #harry




Thank God for wisecracks.


Jim Butcher


#humor #humor

The best thing about my faerie godmother is that the creepy just keeps on coming.


Jim Butcher


#humor #leanansidhe #humor

Do you have a little white dress? I've had this deep-seated nurse fantasy about you, Murphy.


Jim Butcher


#humor #karrin-murphy #women #humor

No,” said Hermione shortly. “Have either of you seen my copy of Numerology and Gramatica?” “Oh, yeah, I borrowed it for a bit of bedtime reading,” said Ron, but very quietly.


J.K. Rowling


#hermione-granger #humor #out-of-character #quips #ron-weasley

Dammit, Dresden, if you want to know about me, wait for the autobiography like everyone else.


Jim Butcher


#humor #jared-kincaid #humor

Yes, Harry Potter!” said Dobby at once, his great eyes shining with excitement. “And if Dobby does it wrong, Dobby will throw himself off the topmost tower, Harry Potter!” “There won’t be any need for that,” said Harry hastily.


J.K. Rowling


#harry-potter #humor #humor

After all this time?' 'Always,' said Snape.


J.K. Rowling


#harry-potter #lily #lily-potter #love #memory

After all this time?" "Always," said Snape.


J.K. Rowling


#lily #love #patronus #romance #snape

He stopped. She heard the intake of his breath. “You are my country, Desdemona.” Yearning, harsh and poignant and she felt herself swaying toward him. “My Egypt. My hot, harrowing desert and my cool, verdant Nile, infinitely lovely and unfathomable and sustaining.” She gasped. His gaze fell, shielded by his lashes. An odd, half-mocking smile played about his lips. “You’ll never hear old Blake say something like that.” She swallowed, unable to speak, her senses abraded by his stimulating words, her pulse hammering in anticipation? Trepidation? “Remember my words next time he calls you a bloody English rose.


Connie Brockway


#egypt #harry #love #rose #love

Oh no, I'd love to go with you as friends!" said Luna, beaming as he had never seen her beam before. "Nobody's ever asked me to a party before, as a friend! Is that why you dyed your eyebrow, for the party? Should I do mine, too?


J.K. Rowling


#half-blood #harry #lovegood #luna #party






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