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Black Court vampires. I just shortened it some." Ebenezar tsked. "Blampires. That's the problem with you young people. Shortening all the words. ↗


— Jim Butcher


#harry-dresden #humor #humor

The wacky thing about those bad guys is that you can't count on them to be obvious. They forget to wax their mustaches and goatees, leave their horns at home, send their black hats to the dry cleaner's. They're funny like that. ↗


— Jim Butcher


#harry-dresden #humor #funny

Well, we were always going to fail that one," said Ron gloomily as they ascended the marble staircase. He had just made Harry feel rather better by telling him how he told the examiner in detail about the ugly man with a wart on his nose in the crystal ball, only to look up and realize he had been describing the examiner's reflection. ↗


— J.K. Rowling


#harry-potter #humor #ron-weasley #humor

I see a light in the kitchen. Let us not deprive Molly any longer of the chance to deplore how thin you are. ↗


— J.K. Rowling


#harry-potter #humor #molly-weasley #humor

Freedome and responsibility is the same thing. ↗


— Alfonso Cuaron


#freedom

Many things are not as they seem: The worst things in life never are. ↗


— Jim Butcher


#harry-dresden #life #life

What's that?" he snarled, staring at the envelope Harry was still clutching in his hand. "If it's another form for me to sign, you've got another -" "It's not," said Harry cheerfully. "It's a letter from my godfather." "Godfather?" sputtered Uncle Vernon. "You haven't got a godfather!" "Yes, I have," said Harry brightly. "He was my mum and dad's best friend. He's a convicted murderer, but he's broken out of wizard prison and he's on the run. He likes to keep in touch with me, though...keep up with my news...check if I'm happy.... ↗


— J.K. Rowling


#godfather #harry-potter #humor #sirius-black #humor

She should've interviewed Snape," said Harry grimly. "He'd give her the goods on me any day. "Potter has been crossing lines ever since he first arrived at this school... ↗


— J.K. Rowling


#humor #newspaper #rita-skeeter #snape #humor

I didn't know this before, but as it turns out, Tyrannosaurs can really haul ass. ↗


— Jim Butcher


#humor #humor

You’re playing the creepy vibe a little hard,” I said. “Might as well go for broke, put on a black top hat and pipe in some organ music. ↗


— Jim Butcher


#harry-dresden #humor #humor






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