#he

When I was a little kid, I wrote this play about all these characters living in a haunted house. There was a witch who lived there, and a mummy. When they were all hassling him, this guy who bought the house - I can't believe I remember this - he said to them, 'Who's paying the mortgage on this haunted house?' I thought that was really funny. ↗

— Mindy Kaling

#believe #bought #characters #funny #guy

I'll see you at the theater tonight. I'll hold your seat til you get there. After that you're on your own. ↗

— Bert Kalmar

#get #hold #i #own #seat

You know you haven't stopped talking since I came here? You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle! ↗

— Bert Kalmar

#came #haven #here #i #i came

I have loved my German people and my fatherland with a warm heart. ↗

— Ernst Kaltenbrunner

#german #german people #heart #i #loved

You have teenagers thinking they're going to make millions as NBA stars when that's not realistic for even 1 percent of them. Becoming a scientist or engineer is. ↗

— Dean Kamen

#becoming #engineer #even #going #make

I'd rather lose my own money than someone else's. ↗

— Dean Kamen

#else #i #lose #my own #own

People take the longest possible paths, digress to numerous dead ends, and make all kinds of mistakes. Then historians come along and write summaries of this messy, nonlinear process and make it appear like a simple, straight line. ↗

— Dean Kamen

#appear #come #dead #ends #historians

I started realizing that I wasn't so dumb; rather, most people simply didn't know the answers to the questions that I was interested in-or they didn't care. ↗

— Dean Kamen

#care #dumb #i #interested #know

I don't know anyone who actually likes the dark or night-time. I don't care how much they say it doesn't bother them. That's why we used to huddle in caves and light fires when the sun went down. ↗

— Paul Kane

#anyone #bother #care #caves #dark

A patent, or invention, is any assemblage of technologies or ideas that you can put together that nobody put together that way before. That's how the patent office defines it. That's an invention. ↗

— Dean Kamen

#assemblage #before #defines #how #ideas