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Tessa knows Will,” protested Charlotte. “She trusts Will.” “Iwouldn’t go that far,” muttered Tessa.


Cassandra Clare


#tessa-gray #will-herondale #humor

Spelling bees? Spelling bees do not scare me. I competed in the National Spelling Bee twice, thank you very much. My dad competed in the National Spelling Bee. My aunt competed in the National Spelling Bee. My uncle WON the National Spelling Bee. If I can't spell it, I know someone who can. SO JUST BRING IT ON, YOU BASTARDS!!


Kristin Cashore


#bee #father #fear #humor #scripps

Amber laughed. "What makes you think I'd marry you?" "What makes you think you'd have a choice?" "I'm not into bad guys," she said.


Jayde Scott


#humor #inspirational #romance #humor

Rachel knew what she was doing. And when she didn't, she could improvise on the fly, coming up with options that left a lot of collateral damage but usually only hurt herself, not the people around her. It was one of the things he would never admit that he admired about her.


Kim Harrison


#into-the-woods #jenks #paranormal #rachel-morgan #romance

I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.


Henny Youngman


#atheist #become #gave #holidays #i

Leo grabbed the neasrest thing he could find- a Porta-Potty seat- and threw it at the face. Leve me alone!


Rick Riordan


#humor #leo #humor

I saved a man's life once," said Granny. "Special medicine, twice a day. Boiled water with a bit of berry juice in it. Told him I'd bought it from the dwarves. That's the biggest part of doct'rin, really. Most people'll get over most things if they put their minds to it, you just have to give them an interest.


Terry Pratchett


#healthy #humor #medicine #equality

No idea how you figured out the riddle, but you scooped the first prize. Congratulations. You've just won a vacation to a big, relaxing place called a grave.


Jayde Scott


#humor #jayde-scott #vampires #humor

With his eyes and those hands there won't be a woman safe in all the world when he starts hunting after the ladies.' 'Courting, dear,' my father corrected gently. 'Semantics,' she shrugged.


Patrick Rothfuss


#courtship #humor #humour #kingkiller-chronicle #kvothe

They deem him their worst enemy who tells them the truth. -Plato, philosopher (427-347 BCE)


Plato


#humanity #humor #life #politics #society






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