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The mathematician’s patterns, like the painter’s or the poet’s must be beautiful; the ideas like the colours or the words, must fit together in a harmonious way. Beauty is the first test: there is no permanent place in the world for ugly mathematics.


G.H. Hardy


#beauty

He used often to say there was only one Road; that it was like a great river: its springs were at every doorstep, and every path was its tributary. 'It's a dangerous business, Frodo, going out of your door,' he used to say. 'You step into the Road, and if you don't keep your feet, there is no knowing where you might be swept off to.


J.R.R. Tolkien


#frodo #lord-of-the-rings #middle-earth #tolkien #business

Tom, don't let anybody kid you. It's all personal, every bit of business. Every piece of shit every man has to eat every day of his life is personal. They call it business. OK. But it's personal as hell. You know where I learned that from? The Don. My old man. The Godfather. If a bolt of lightning hit a friend of his the old man would take it personal. He took my going into the Marines personal. That's what makes him great. The Great Don. He takes everything personal Like God. He knows every feather that falls from the tail of a sparrow or however the hell it goes? Right? And you know something? Accidents don't happen to people who take accidents as a personal insult.


Mario Puzo


#don #godfather #mario #michael #puzo

You humans, always eating. I'll make you soup. You can eat it while you keep working." Myrnin set aside his book and walked into the back of the lab. "Don't use the same beaker you used for poisons!" Claire yelled after him. He waved a pale hand. "I mean it!


Rachel Caine


#funny #ghost-town #humor #myrnin #rachel-caine

I love tables. And dancing. Oh, and I love table dancing, although Grandmother always says, "Wait until we're finished eating.


Jarod Kintz


#grandmother #humor #silly #table-dancing #funny

I can't abide people who go soft over animals and then cheat every human they come across!


Diana Wynne Jones


#cheat #humor #people #humor

Apparently, dancing for him and throwing herself at him weren't enough. Apparently, she had to nearly commit murder to arouse him enough to attack her.


Gena Showalter


#lords-of-the-underworld #romance #seduction #humor

I want to leave a mark. But Van Houten: The marks humans leave are too often scars.


John Green


#leave-a-mark #scars #van-houten-being-a-douche #the-fault-in-our-stars

Laurel, David? Would you like to share the joke with the rest of the class?" he asked, one hand on his skinny hip. "No, sir," David said. "But thank you for asking." The students around them laughed, but Mr. james didn't look pleased. Laurel leaned back and grinned. David, one. Teacher who wishes he was as smart as David? Zero


Aprilynne Pike


#teacher #humor

I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier than the people who have to wait for them.


E. V. Lucas


#late #much #noticed #often #people






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