#he

It wasn't that no one asked me to the prom, it was that no one would tell me where it was. ↗

— Rita Rudner

#me #prom #tell #where #would

My mother's mother is a very tough cookie. She buried three husbands. Two of them were just napping. ↗

— Rita Rudner

#cookie #husbands #just #mother #napping

Well, visual language is another boring discussion about the nature of film. ↗

— Alan Rudolph

#another #boring #discussion #film #language

I feel like I come from a smaller off shoot of black people because I am mixed. People say I'm African American but that doesn't include the other half of me. ↗

— Maya Rudolph

#african american #am #american #because #black

I was a loud child, and if my mother sang to me, I would be quiet. ↗

— Maya Rudolph

#i #loud #me #mother #quiet

I've met people who are baffled by children, as though they were never children themselves. ↗

— Maya Rudolph

#children #i #met #never #people

Most of my life I didn't feel very normal. There's definitely been some moments where I feel like, all right, I've finally graduated and I'm a normal lady. ↗

— Maya Rudolph

#definitely #feel #finally #graduated #i

To grow up with the loss of your mother is a scar that never goes away. ↗

— Maya Rudolph

#goes #grow #grow up #loss #mother

You don't want to be the first person to tell your 5-year-old, like, 'You're going to have a life filled with disappointments and letdowns - enjoy!' ↗

— Maya Rudolph

#disappointments #enjoy #filled #first #going

My doctor told me I would never walk again. My mother told me I would. I believed my mother. ↗

— Wilma Rudolph

#believed #doctor #i #me #mother