#hea

Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old child. I can't make head nor tail out of it. ↗

— Groucho Marx

#could #find #head #i #make

Women should be obscene and not heard. ↗

— Groucho Marx

#obscene #should #women

Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without feminine upheaval. Social progress can be measured exactly by the social position of the fair sex, the ugly ones included. ↗

— Karl Marx

#anything #changes #exactly #fair #feminine

Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, and the soul of soulless conditions. It is the opium of the people. ↗

— Karl Marx

#creature #heart #heartless #opium #oppressed

Capital is reckless of the health or length of life of the laborer, unless under compulsion from society. ↗

— Karl Marx

#compulsion #health #laborer #length #life

Medicine heals doubts as well as diseases. ↗

— Karl Marx

#doubts #heals #medicine #well

When I die India will be found engraved on my heart. ↗

— Queen Mary

#engraved #found #heart #i #india

I'm happy, I would say that I'm one of the happiest people I know but I've certainly had periods of profound sadness, depression and heartache and those are the kind of things that are interesting to me to write about. ↗

— Richard Marx

#certainly #depression #had #happiest #happiest people

It is too maddening. I've got to fly off, right now, to some devilish navy yard, three hours in a seasick steamer, and after being heartily sick, I'll have to speak three times, and then I'll be sick coming home. Still, who would not be sick for England? ↗

— John Masefield

#being #coming #coming home #devilish #england

It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like. ↗

— Jackie Mason

#healthy #like #longer #question #sickness