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To wake up in England and have the newspaper on your front door with a headline that says, 'Ozzie's Beach Whale of a Daughter,' doesn't really do much for your self-esteem at all. ↗

— Kelly Osbourne

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When you do a cartoon based on news headlines, you do it based on incomplete information. ↗

— Ted Rall

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If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." ↗

— Lyndon B. Johnson

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The everyday kindness of the back roads more than makes up for the acts of greed in the headlines. ↗

— Charles Kuralt

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Only a fool permits the letter of the law to override the spirit in the heart. Do not let a piece of paper stand in the way of true love and headlines. ↗

— Rod Stewart

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Why don't you put that in the headline: 'He Only Did Three With Doris!' Set a lot of people straight. ↗

— Rock Hudson

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