#headline

I've been on big tours ever since I started, but you can't just go out there and headline, you have to do it right. ↗

— Miranda Lambert

#big #ever #go #headline #i

If the worst that happens is that I wake up and see a picture of myself and a headline saying, 'He wasn't very funny last night', then I've got nothing to complain about. ↗

— Matt Lucas

#complain #funny #got #happens #headline

To wake up in England and have the newspaper on your front door with a headline that says, 'Ozzie's Beach Whale of a Daughter,' doesn't really do much for your self-esteem at all. ↗

— Kelly Osbourne

#daughter #door #england #front #headline

I joined Twitter and you read a lot of the comments. You're biting your lip and you want to reply but you know a headline will be made from it and you don't want to give people the satisfaction. ↗

— Michael J. Owen

#comments #give #headline #i #joined

I don't want that to be the headline. ↗

— Terrell Owens

#i #want

These days, it takes only seconds - seconds - for a picture, a photo, to suddenly become an international headline. ↗

— Leon Panetta

#days #headline #international #only #photo

When you do a cartoon based on news headlines, you do it based on incomplete information. ↗

— Ted Rall

#cartoon #headlines #incomplete #information #news

People get up, they go to work, they have their lives, but you'll never see the headlines say, 'Six billion people got along rather well today.' You'll have the headline about the 30 people who shot each other. ↗

— John Malkovich

#along #billion #each #get #go

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." ↗

— Lyndon B. Johnson

#across #afternoon #headline #i #morning

I don't want a headline saying 'Kennedy suggests this or implies that.' ↗

— Charles Kennedy

#i #implies #kennedy #saying #suggests