#heads

I want to name one of my sons “For Sale.” That way, not only would he make an excellent politician, but even after his death his children could benefit from his name through his headstone, which would read “For Sale: 904.555.4272. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#funny #headstone #politics #death

You'd find it easier to be bad than good if you had red hair." — Anne Shirley ↗

— L.M. Montgomery

#l-m-montgomery

Redheaded women buck like goats. ↗

— James Joyce

#sexuality #sexuality

The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs. ↗

— Dave Barry

#african-american #american men #giant #heads #like

There are a lot more shots coming at the net and guys are just shooting it at the net because they have more time and pucks are going in off legs and feet and shoulders and heads, so you might have to play out a little further on the shot and hope it hits you. ↗

— Ed Belfour

#coming #feet #further #going #guys

I've always been a headstrong girl. I had my first child at 17, and it was a mistake, but I got a beautiful child out of it. ↗

— Anna Benson

#beautiful #been #child #first #girl

There speaks the passion and the rebellion that go with red hair. My second wife had red hair. She was a beautiful woman, and she loved me. Strange, is it not? I have always admired red-haired women. Your hair is very beautiful. There are other things I like about you. Your spirit, your courage; the fact that you have a mind of your own. ~Mr. Aristides ↗

— Agatha Christie

#beauty

It is unacceptable that people often have to make huge sacrifices just to find a place to live, a roof over their heads. ↗

— Eric Cantona

#heads #huge #just #live #make

Since everything is in our heads, we had better not lose them. ↗

— Coco Chanel

#everything #had #heads #lose #our

Tim Robbins had real confidence in college. He literally stole actors from the theater department at UCLA to be in his plays. The department heads got so mad at him. ↗

— Daphne Zuniga

#confidence #department #got #had #heads