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Heads are so overdressed in their natural state, it is offensive not to wear a hat to cover them up. The policy of removing hats in public buildings is extremely irreverent. We should just have guillotines at the door instead and spare everyone the awkwardness of having to look each other in the brow.


Bauvard


#guillotine #hats #heads #humor #irreverent

There are a lot more shots coming at the net and guys are just shooting it at the net because they have more time and pucks are going in off legs and feet and shoulders and heads, so you might have to play out a little further on the shot and hope it hits you.


Ed Belfour


#coming #feet #further #going #guys

I've always been a headstrong girl. I had my first child at 17, and it was a mistake, but I got a beautiful child out of it.


Anna Benson


#beautiful #been #child #first #girl

Headstone: death’s bookmark.


Les Coleman


#headstones #death

When red-headed people are above a certain social grade their hair is auburn.


Mark Twain


#elitism #humor #redheads #humor

The nice thing about being an empty-headed pessimist is that that your glass is only half air.


Bauvard


#funny #humor #pessimism #funny

Just-In Bieber- A man of bowled hair.


Dead Guy


#humor #justin-bieber #humor

You'd find it easier to be bad than good if you had red hair." — Anne Shirley


L.M. Montgomery


#l-m-montgomery

The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs.


Dave Barry


#african-american #american men #giant #heads #like

There speaks the passion and the rebellion that go with red hair. My second wife had red hair. She was a beautiful woman, and she loved me. Strange, is it not? I have always admired red-haired women. Your hair is very beautiful. There are other things I like about you. Your spirit, your courage; the fact that you have a mind of your own. ~Mr. Aristides


Agatha Christie


#beauty






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