#her

I have been told by hospital authorities that more copies of my works are left behind by departing patients than those of any other author. ↗

— Robert Benchley

#author #authorities #been #behind #copies

If Mr. Einstein doesn't like the natural laws of the universe, let him go back to where he came from. ↗

— Robert Benchley

#came #einstein #go #him #laws

It is all about marketing; that is where the real craft comes in. The best actors do not necessarily become the biggest stars. And vice versa. ↗

— Dirk Benedict

#become #best #biggest #comes #craft

Other men wear white suits in summer and it doesn't seem to bother them. But my white suit seems to be a little whiter than theirs. I think also that it may have something written on the back of it, although I can't find it when I take the suit off. ↗

— Robert Benchley

#although #back #bother #find #i

Films must all have the same structure. All of this to guarantee box office bonanza, which of course it never does, but that's another discussion entirely. ↗

— Dirk Benedict

#box #box office #course #discussion #does

From dear, dear Gloria Swanson, I learned how to live long, happy and free of health problems. I owe her my life. ↗

— Dirk Benedict

#free #happy #health #health problems #her

It is a good motive, fame and money, as it is tangible and measurable. Being an artist is neither measurable nor tangible and certainly not a way to become rich. ↗

— Dirk Benedict

#become #being #certainly #fame #good

The only difference from one $100 million budget film to another is which of the 12 box stars are getting $20 million to be in it. ↗

— Dirk Benedict

#box #budget #budget film #difference #film

We are all vegetarians here, and except for a mountain lion that's been hanging around and killed our dog, we don't have a care in the world. ↗

— Dirk Benedict

#been #care #dog #except #hanging

My mother brought me magicians and witches, because I was very ugly, really revolting. So she thought somebody had put a spell on me - this is the truth - so she made me drink some horrible terrifying potions, for year. ↗

— Roberto Benigni

#brought #drink #had #horrible #i