#hi

Do you want to know the truth, or see me hit a few dingers? ↗

— Mark McGwire

#hit #know #me #see #truth

I don't know if I want to break my own record. I think I would rather leave it as it is. ↗

— Mark McGwire

#i #i think #know #leave #my own

I sort of missed one big thing, to touch first base. I hope I didn't act foolish, but this is history. ↗

— Mark McGwire

#base #big #big thing #first #foolish

I touched Roger's bat and held it to my heart. My bat will lie next to his. I'm damn proud of that. ↗

— Mark McGwire

#damn #heart #held #his #i

I've been thinking about the record since I reached the fifty plateau. But you think about it and then you let it go because you can't waste many brain cells on hours thinking about it. ↗

— Mark McGwire

#because #been #brain #brain cells #cells

This is a great thing that's happening in baseball. We don't know if it will ever happen again. ↗

— Mark McGwire

#baseball #ever #great #great thing #happen

I don't think the NFL had the slightest intention of taking me, except as maybe a water boy. ↗

— Joel McHale

#except #had #i #intention #maybe

It's an awesome thing to be flung out onto the stage twice a weekend in front of 250 people, and you have to make it up as you go along. ↗

— Joel McHale

#awesome #flung #front #go #make

There is an epidemic right now of girls dumbing themselves down... in middle school because they think it makes them attractive. ↗

— Danica McKellar

#because #down #epidemic #makes #middle

Once you've been booked, people in Hollywood say, 'Oh he must be good.' All the while you're the same actor. ↗

— Joel McHale

#been #booked #good #hollywood #must