Joel McHale

Follow what your head is telling you and work hard. That's the big secret. ↗

— Joel McHale

#big secret #follow #hard #head #secret

I don't think the NFL had the slightest intention of taking me, except as maybe a water boy. ↗

— Joel McHale

#except #had #i #intention #maybe

If you have a dream, just lie about it. Lie your way unto your dreams. ↗

— Joel McHale

#dream #dreams #just #lie #our dreams

In prison, inmates sometimes use Cheetos and grape juice as makeup. I wouldn't use that beauty regimen around Britney Spears - she might lick your face off! ↗

— Joel McHale

#beauty #britney #britney spears #face #grape

It's an awesome thing to be flung out onto the stage twice a weekend in front of 250 people, and you have to make it up as you go along. ↗

— Joel McHale

#awesome #flung #front #go #make

It's important to have the right agent - people that are working hard for you. But an actor needs to be in control of their career no matter how good the representation is. ↗

— Joel McHale

#agent #career #control #good #hard

Joel McHale is so money, he should be printed on money. ↗

— Joel McHale

#mchale #money #printed #should

My goal and my career is definitely not to be famous. That's a really horrible goal, just to be famous for the sake of having fame. ↗

— Joel McHale

#definitely #fame #famous #goal #having

Once you've been booked, people in Hollywood say, 'Oh he must be good.' All the while you're the same actor. ↗

— Joel McHale

#been #booked #good #hollywood #must

Yes, I would say my comedy is grunge, evidenced by the fact my jokes have put an end to big-hair glam comedy. ↗

— Joel McHale

#end #evidenced #fact #glam #grunge