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I had a dream about you last night. It wasn't until after you sold me the talking car, I realized you were the world’s best ventriloquist. ↗


— Michael Summers


#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

I had a dream about you last night. We went to the store cupboard to make out, but we ended up sharing our pain and then crying together. We wasn't prepared for this level of intimacy. ↗


— Michael Summers


#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

I had a dream about you. I was sitting on your couch, relating my succession of ideas on subconscious influence. I asked you what they meant, and you told me that free associations were a bad way to advance my political career. ↗


— Bauvard


#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

I had a dream about you last night.. You were balancing ten tiny footballs on your nose while dancing with a turquoise unicorn. ↗


— Amy Summers


#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

I had a dream about you. You were lost in a daydream, when I walked in and you began screaming. But I know that could never actually happen. In real life I only enter people’s nightmares. ↗


— Bauvard


#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

I had a dream about you last night... you were there. ↗


— Nicole McKay


#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

I had a dream about you. In my dream I stole all your money, kidnapped your parents, and mailed you mannequin parts spray-painted red in a series of packages that also included ransom notes. Then, towards the end of the dream, the cops surrounded my cave and swarmed in to arrest me. Sweating, my eyes shot open, and I realized it was a dream. “Of course it’s a dream,” I thought. “The cops have no idea where my cave is, and your first package has yet to be delivered.”
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— Dark Jar Tin Zoo


#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

If he or she doesn't see or respect your present value nor your future dream the moment you connected there is little or no chance that he or she will do in future. ↗


— Bernard Kelvin Clive


#relationship #respecting-others #dreams

Children deprived of words become school dropouts; dropouts deprived of hope behave delinquently. Amateur censors blame delinquency on reading immoral books and magazines, when in fact, the inability to read anything is the basic trouble. ↗


— Peter S. Jennison


#censorship #education #illiteracy #reading #education

No Temple made by mortal human hands can ever compare to the Temple made by the gods themselves. That building of wood and stone that houses us and that many believe conceals the great Secret Temple from prying eyes, somewhere in its heart of hearts, is but a decoy for the masses who need this simple concrete limited thing in their lives. The real Temple is the whole world, and there is nothing as divinely blessed as a blooming growing garden. ↗


— Vera Nazarian


#bloom #blooming #church #deity #faith






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