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A man fishes for two reasons: he’s either sport fishing or fishing to eat, which means he’s either going to try to catch the biggest fish he can, take a picture of it, admire it with his buddies and toss it back to sea, or he’s going to take that fish on home, scale it, fillet it, toss it in some cornmeal, fry it up, and put it on his plate. This, I think, is a great analogy for how men seek out women. ↗

— Steve Harvey

#men #relationship #sex #women #dating

They (penguins) then fall madly in love and live happily ever after. - And so you ask yourself: "If a penguin can have a worthwhile, stimulating relationship, why the hell can't I?" - Or maybe you ask yourself: "Would I be happier if I started dating a penguin ↗

— Bradley Trevor Greive

#relationships #dating

Ask yourself, does this person make me feel good about myself? Do I feel safe, strong and free with this person? Those are the questions you need to ask....You have to be strong to truly be open. ↗

— April Sinclair

#dating-advice #feelings #relationships #dating

A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe. ↗

— Rita Rudner

#meeting-men #relationships #dating

As Isabel acted out her date, both of them laughing, I stayed in the kitchen, out of sight, and pretended she was telling me, too. And that, for once, I was part of this hidden language of laughter and silliness and girls that was, somehow, friendship. ↗

— Sarah Dessen

#friendship #laughter #pretending #dating

How did I dance with a guy who's never heard of feminism?" "I've heard of it, but that doesn't mean a woman can do everything a man can do," he goaded. I went to smack him on the back of his head, but he ducked with a snicker."I'm learning," he informed me. "How did I ever consider dating such a violent girl?" "We're both lucky we got out early before we really knew each other." "Oh yes, good thing neither one of is still interested in the other," Brent said with a playful grin. ↗

— Lani Woodland

#dating

There wasn't a woman alive who could resist a man who paid attention to her, who made her feel like she was the only other person in his world. ↗

— Sylvia Day

#dating-advice #man #relationship #woman #dating

He told me that when we first met, he had said to a friend about me: “If I get that girl’s number I will never ask another girl for her number again. ↗

— Kimberly Novosel

#falling-in-love #flirting #great-love #love #relationships

That was the problem these days--everything was considered disposable--clothes, cell phones, relationships. ↗

— Melissa de la Cruz

#life-changing #relationships #change

Trying to change someone is easier than trying to accept them It's how we're programmed ↗

— Katie Kacvinsky

#change