#horse

Marie's drunk texts: Marie: Horse, muss yu Marie: Why dont anser? Marie: Horse like yur name. Horsey. I'd like to rid u horsey, LOL. You sleeping? Or busy with someone? Marie: I know yur there. I bet you got a new gurl alredy. Screw you. Marie: Screw you and your slut. I hate you. Take yur club and shove it up yur ass I wudn't be yoor old lady for ten milion dollrs. ↗

— Joanna Wylde

#horse #business

Before he left Rome, Marcus had been in a fair way to becoming a charioteer, in Cradoc's sense of the word, and now desire woke in him, not to possess this team, for he was not one of those who much be able to say "Mine" before they can truly enjoy a thing, but to have them out and harnessed; to feel the vibrating chariot floor under him, and the spread reins quick with life in his hands, and these lovely, fiery little creatures in the traces, his will and theirs at one. ↗

— Rosemary Sutcliff

#horses #roman #life

Heaven is high and earth wide.If you ride three feet above ground than other men,you will know what that means. ↗

— Rudolf C. Binding

#horseback-riding #men

My mom never taught me to be waiting for some prince on a white horse to swipe me off my feet. ↗

— Tyra Banks

#horse #me #mom #never #off

I'd like to play a horse, many people think I already have. Either end of the horse would be fine. ↗

— Dawn French

#either #end #fine #horse #i

The only time some people work like a horse is when the boss rides them. ↗

— Gabriel Heatter

#horse #like #only #only time #people

But I do love horses. They are such an expression of joy. ↗

— Diane Lane

#horses #i #i do #joy #love

I was drawn to horses as if they were magnets. It was in my blood. I must have inherited from my grandfather a genetic proclivity toward the equine species. Perhaps there's a quirk in the DNA that makes horse people different from everyone else, that instantly divides humanity into those who love horses and the others, who simply don't know. ↗

— Allan J. Hamilton

#differences #dna #genetics #horses #humanity

Wherever you are, I will find you and I will bring you home ↗

— Steven Spielberg

#love #war-horse #love

Most horses don't walk backwards voluntarily, because what they can't see doesn't exist. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#humor #humor