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Alright, good night,” he said, his words a little slurred. “But before I pass out, I want you to know that you’re the hottest biscuit this side of the gravy boat.


Erin McCarthy


#funny #hot #humor #love #relationships

Veil, you see, if I vas to say something portentous like "zer dark eyes of zer mind" back home in Uberwald, zer would be a sudden crash of thunder,' said Otto. 'And if I vas to point at a castle on a towering crag and say "Yonder is . . . zer castle" a volf would be bound to howl mournfully.' He sighed. 'In zer old country, zer scenery is psychotropic and knows vot is expected of it. Here, alas, people just look at you in a funny vay.


Terry Pratchett


#psychotropic #uberwald #vampire #funny

A recent police study found that you're much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run.


Dennis Miller


#fat #found #get #likely #more

From his bedroom window on the Marine Corps Base in Quantico, Nathaniel Dixon watched in awe at the four-ship formation of V-22 Ospreys chewing up the Virginia air with their massive, wingtip-mounted tilt rotors as they made a pass over the flight line. The aircraft grew in his window as they approached the small bungalow he lived in with his mother and father on base. Just before they flew out of sight, Nathaniel clapped his hands together over the window and imagined smashing each Osprey like a dragonfly. Then, he imagined each falling to earth in flames, smashing in a great ball of fire in his backyard.


Jonathan Marker


#osprey #psychotic #violent #imagination

Above all, life for a photographer cannot be a matter of indifference


Robert Frank


#life

We regard the photograph, the picture on our wall, as the object itself (the man, landscape, and so on) depicted there. This need not have been so. We could easily imagine people who did not have this relation to such pictures. Who, for example, would be repelled by photographs, because a face without color and even perhaps a face in reduced proportions struck them as inhuman.


Ludwig Wittgenstein


#photography #imagination

The pleasure of living and the pleasure of the orgasm are identical. Extreme orgasm anxiety forms the basis of the general fear of life.


Wilhelm Reich


#fear-of-life #orgasm #pleasure #psychoanalysis #psychology

I know the best moments can never be captured on film, even as I spend nearly half my life trying to do just that.


Rosie O'Donnell


#film #life #movies #photography #life

He wanted to live life in such a way that if a photograph were taken at random, it would be a cool photograph. Things should look right. Fun; there should be a lot of fun and no more sadness than absolutely necessary.


David Nicholls


#photo #life






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