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No, Kramisha, he's not black. He's a killer bird with evil for his Daddy.


P.C. Cast


#house-of-night #kramisha #stevie-ray #young-adult-fiction #young-adult

The Bible talks about building houses on sand and rock, but says nothing about a brick house built on a blanket.


Nicole McKay


#brick-and-blanket-iq-test #brick-and-blanket-responses #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses #building

Such was the complexity of things. For what happened to her, especially staying with the Ramsays, was to be made to feel violently two opposite things at the same time; that’s what you feel, was one; that’s what I feel, was the other, and then they fought together in her mind, as now. It is so beautiful, so exciting, this love, that I tremble on the verge of it, and offer, quite out of my own habit, to look for a brooch on a beach; also it is the stupidest, the most barbaric of human passions, and turns a nice young man with a profile like a gem’s (Paul’s was exquisite) into a bully with a crowbar (he was swaggering, he was insolent) in the Mile End Road.


Virginia Woolf


#beauty

Oh for craps sake. You're not dying again, are you? It's seriously inconvenient when you do that." -Aphrodite


P.C. Cast


#burned #house-of-night #humor #paranormal #vampire

Die Wirkung eines solchen Hauses auf seinen Besitzer ist unverkennbar. […] Es ist ein gegenseitiger Austausch von Würde, Bedeutung und Kraft, und jegliche Schönheit (oder deren Mangel) spinnt ständig wie ein hin und her sausendes Weberschiffchen von einem zum anderen geheime Fäden. Man schneide die Fäden durch, trenne den Menschen von dem, was von Rechts wegen sein Eigen und bezeichnend für ihn ist, und was zurück bleibt, ist ein seltsames Wesen, halb Erfolg und halb Versagen, wie die Spinne ohne Netz, das nie mehr sein wird, was es war, wenn ihm nicht alle seine Würden und Einkünfte zurück gegeben werden.


Theodore Dreiser


#home

You've reached Fantasia, where the undead live again every night," "For bar hours, press one. To make a party reservation, press two. To talk to alive person or a dead vampire, press three. Or, if you were intending to leave a humorous prank message on our answering machine, know this: we will find you.


Charlaine Harris


#sookie-stackhouse #humor

Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counter productivity.


Erma Bombeck


#housekeeping #humor #humor

There was enough tension in the room to send a fleet of the nervous running for their tranquilizers.


Charlaine Harris


#sookie-stackhouse #humor

Well I ain't Dr. Phil, but I'm smart," she said. "And your shoes are cuter than his," I said, trying to sound at least semi-normal. "Yeah they remind me of Dorothy's ruby slippers, only mine are wedges 'cause I'm more fashion conscious than she was.


P.C. Cast


#dr-phil #funny #hidden #house-of-night #kramisha

They say there's no harm in daydreaming, but there is.


Charlaine Harris


#sookie-stackhouse #sookie-stackhouse






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