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Our thoughts are private to protect others not ourselves. People don't have the ability to handle what you really think about them ↗


— Morena Baloyi


#philosophy #nature

All real estate agents should be put on a decommissioned naval frigate which is then towed out into the deepest part of the Atlantic and sunk. It's rather unfortunate that, in recent years, real estate agents have become comedy betes-noires. Rather like lawyers or used car salesmen. Every time they mention their job they probably get people amusingly making the sign of the cross at them or are subjected to some good-natured, humorous ribbing. This has the effect of distorting what I'm trying to say here, which isn't in the nature of a smiling roll of the eyes and a "Tsk, real estate agents, eh?" but rather "All real estate agents should be put on a decommissioned naval frigate which is then towed out into the deepest part of the Atlantic and sunk. ↗


— Mil Millington


#humorous-quotes #real-estate-agents #nature

Here comes Mamma Vauquerr, fair as a starrr; and strung up like a bunch of carrots. Aren't we suffocating ourselves a wee bit?' he asked, placing a hand on the top of her corset. 'A bit of a crush in the vestibule, here, Mamma! If we start crying, there'll be an explosion. Never mind, I'll be there to collect the bits--just like an antiquary.' 'Now, there's the language of true French gallantry,' murmured Madame Vauquer in an aside to Madame Couture. ↗


— Honoré de Balzac


#comedy #good-natured #humor #mockery #obliviousness

Mortals are odd creatures in that sense—flawed yet hopeful. One can study them through millennia and still get nowhere near full understanding of their nature. ↗


— Hayden Thorne


#philosophy #nature

Would you buy potato chips that listed potato by-product or potato digest as an ingredient ↗


— Michelle T. Bernard


#humor #natural #raw-feeding #nature

Most distinguishable about the idiot, Hedge noted, was their fear of that which was different. Those who feared difference always made a point of finding difference in others in order to feel more secure in their sameness. ↗


— Sean DeLauder


#nature

All growth toward perfection is but a returning to original existence. ↗


— Wilhelm von Humboldt


#nature

But, ah me! where is the faultless human creature who can persevere in a good resolution, without sometimes failing and falling back? ↗


— Wilkie Collins


#failure #faultlessness #faults #human-nature #steadfastness

From the bow of the canoe she asked, "Do you know a rain dance?" "First I need a virgin. ↗


— Carl Hiaasen


#nature

Only when man cornered, potential forced to appear. ↗


— Toba Beta


#cornered #forced #human #natural #potential






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