#hum

To err is human, to purr is feline. ↗

— Robert Byrne

#err #error #feline #human #humor

And I can see Russia from my house. ↗

— Tina Fey

#sarah-palin #humor

And you call yourself a Christian,' were Hilly's words to me and I thought, God. When did I ever do that? ↗

— Kathryn Stockett

#humor

I forgot," Isabelle muttered as the rest of them caught up to her. "Faeries have no sense of humor." "Oh, I wouldn't say that," said Jace. "There's a pixie nightclub downtown called Hot Wings. Not," he added, "that I have ever been there. ↗

— Cassandra Clare

#humor

Penguins,Lovely ↗

— Stephenie Meyer

#humor #twilight #humor

Trust me, Wilbur. People are very gullible. They'll believe anything they see in print. ↗

— E.B. White

#humor #insidious #humor

Where. Is. He?" Alphonse repeated, although it sounded more like "Don't make me eat your face. ↗

— Karen Chance

#menace #humor

I disliked numbers, and they didn't think much of me either. ↗

— R.J. Anderson

#numbers #humor

When danger reared its ugly head, He bravely turned his tail and fled. ↗

— Graham Chapman

#humour #sir-robin #humor

Jev stroked his chin. "Do I look like a summer fling? ↗

— Becca Fitzpatrick

#humor #jev #nora-grey #patch-cipriano #funny