#hum

I blew the love trumpet until my cheeks were blue. Then I paid 34 bucks for a taxicab ride home so I could admire my receding hairline in the mirror. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#funny #humor #love #surreal #trumpet

Good grief. They're like the freaking poster family for the NRA. ↗

— Elisabeth Wheatley

#family

Just be careful that your determination doesn’t turn into your fanaticism. ↗

— Art Hochberg

#inspirational #art

Mr. A calls me into his office and says he's got bad news and bad news, and which do I want first. I say the bad news. ↗

— George Saunders

#bad-news #funny #humor #funny

My father is a college professor and that's about the extent of my college experience. I'm sort of a professional student forever. I think just as human beings we always have a student who is alive in us and is waiting to pop up and make us feel like we are 16 years-old again. ↗

— Gabriel Mann

#again #alive #always #beings #college

If there’s a vote taken as to which aspect of God I treasure the most, I’d say laughing. ↗

— Art Hochberg

#inspirational #art

When you’re by yourself you can act as mature as you want, or as silly as you want – it makes no difference. ↗

— Art Hochberg

#inspirational #art

You know, sometimes there’s absolutely nothing you can say about what you’ve been through, nothing. The whole trip is mind boggling. All you can do is shake your head and smile. ↗

— Art Hochberg

#inspirational #art

What are all these?" Clary asked. "Vials of holy water, blessed knives, steel and silver blades," Jace said, piling the weapons on the floor beside him, "electrum wire - not much use at the moment but it's always good to have spares - silver bullets, charms of protetion, crucifixes, stars of David-" "Jesus," said Clary "I doubt he'd fit." "Jace." Clary was appalled. ↗

— Cassandra Clare

#humor #irony #jace-wayland #jesus #humor

When you are around people who are really suffering, you get to experience some of their suffering and that can make you stronger in your faith. ↗

— Art Hochberg

#inspirational #art