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People say I make strange choices, but they’re not strange for me. My sickness is that I’m fascinated by human behavior, by what’s underneath the surface, by the worlds inside people. ↗


— Johnny Depp


#life #love #physcology #life

KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of the Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command-including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you. Good luck. -The Chief ↗


— Hunter S. Thompson


#humor #humor

Who's Kreacher?" "The house-elf who lives here," said Ron. "Nutter. Never met one like him." "He is not a nutter," said Hermione. "His life's ambition is to have his head cut off and stuck up on a plaque like his mother", said Ron. "Is that normal, Hermione? ↗


— J.K. Rowling


#humour #kreacher #ron-weasley #life

I like Dancing of Indian girls more than my parents’ prayers . Because they dance with love and passion . But my parents just say their prayers because they got used to it . ↗


— Ali Shariati


#death #frienship #girls #god #hope

Twenty to life, she got, with time off for good behavior. You come around next spring. I'll introduce you. ↗


— Alfred Hitchcock


#murder #life

From time to time, I open a newspaper. Things seem to be proceeding at a dizzying rate. We are dancing not on the edge of a volcano, but on the wooden seat of a latrine, and it seems to me more than a touch rotten. Soon society will go plummeting down and drown in nineteen centuries of shit. There’ll be quite a lot of shouting. (1850) ↗


— Gustave Flaubert


#humanity #life #mankind #life

Sometimes it was daunting, knowing how easily I could break things. This one simple curse seemed to dominate my entire life. ↗


— Brandon Sanderson


#humor

Time plays tricks between here and home," said Mogget sepulchrally, frightening the life out of the telephone operator. ↗


— Garth Nix


#humor #mogget #time #humor

Occasionally a moderately intelligent thought misses a turn and accidentally enters my mind ↗


— Barry Hughart


#intelligence

Wit, after all, is the unfailing symptom of intelligence. ↗


— Christopher Hitchens


#wit #intelligence






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