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I want you to know, chickens aren’t sexy. Not to me.” This was met with silence. “Are you there?” She was slurring her words now, which was embarrassing, so she took a deep breath. “Cam? Can you hear me?” “Yes, chickens aren’t sexy. Uh…I don’t think they’re meant to be. ↗


— Jill Shalvis


#humour #romance #romantic-comedy #funny

Well," he said, "I think we've found our way in. We just wait until they're duking it out, but trust me, these Humans First types don't have a lot of staying power or they'd have been at the gym with me before. I doubt Grandma Kent there is going to do a lot of damage." He pointed at a gray-haired, hunched lady in a shawl, carrying what looked liked a gardening tool. "It's like Plants Versus Zombies, and I'm not rooting for the zombies, weirdly enough. ↗


— Rachel Caine


#human #humor #plants #shane #zombie

There should be a rule against people trying to be funny before the sun comes up. ↗


— Kristen Chandler


#morning #funny

Seven smirked as he walked back over to me. "I gave you catharsis last night. Twice. ↗


— T.J. Klune


#catharsis #funny #humor #funny

Bring on hyperinflation! I want to be a millionaire with minimal work. ↗


— Jarod Kintz


#humor #hyperinflation #funny

So I got a new job, and I start tomorrow. I’m excited to have a job, and bummed out I’m going to be working. ↗


— Jarod Kintz


#funny #humor #job #working #funny

I want to do something spontaneous, like combust. ↗


— Jarod Kintz


#funny #humor #spontaneity #funny

You can always tell the quality of an author by their cover picture. Bad writers bear an idiotic smile on the inside flap. Great writers take up the entire back cover looking slightly mad, sad, or bored. The very best writers, though, had the superior ability to die before photography was invented. ↗


— Bauvard


#humor #writing #funny

Look, a mushroom cloud!” “Releasing fungus on us, huh? Hold your nose. ↗


— Benson Bruno


#humor #nuclear-war #funny

If someone says you’re not right for them, they’re lying. What they’re really trying to tell you is they want you to stalk them and show them how committed you really are. ↗


— Jarod Kintz


#funny #humor #funny






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