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It was time to let my freak flag fly. ↗


— Derrolyn Anderson


#humor

she walked rather quickly; she liked to be active, though at times she gave an impression of repose that was at once static and evocative. This was because she knew few words and believed in none, and in the world she was rather silent, contributing just her share of urbane humor with a precision that approached meagreness. But at the moment when strangers tended to grow uncomfortable in the presence of this economy she would seize the topic and rush off with it, feverishly surprised with herself--then bring it back and relinquish it abruptly, almost timidly, like an obedient retriever, having been adequate and something more. ↗


— F. Scott Fitzgerald


#silence #silent #timid #words #humor

Wait until you see my socratic method, baby. ↗


— Cherrie Lynn


#humor #unleashed #humor

Essentially, the whole time I’d been here, the security staff hadn’t been paid. I would have been harassing the management too, though I probably would have started with a discussion and not so much jumping straight to peeing on someone’s bed. You have to work up to that sort of thing. Still, I had essentially staged a hostile takeover, which did kind of explain why they’d been going on the offensive. ↗


— Lish McBride


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I feel like I should have a formation and make the plantoon sergeants demonstrate how to put a condom on the correct way." ~Evan Loehr ↗


— Jessica Scott


#romance #humor

Teaching middle school is an adventure not a job. ↗


— Angela K. Bennett


#middle-school #school #teach #teens #humor

But Erin let it slide. The child was only four years old; she had a whole lifetime to learn about sadness. Today was for Dalmatians, ice cream and new dolls. ↗


— Carl Hiaasen


#humor #mystery-novels #humor

I know exactly how strong he is... He is like a peacock, spreading his feathers and squawking loudly to distract you from the back that his body is but weak." -Jason to Mahiya ↗


— Nalini Singh


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Reality was one step out of line, a cardigan with the buttons done up wrong. ↗


— Haruki Murakami


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may yes can you carry me asked pumpkin No ↗


— Jodi Lynn Anderson


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