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{Summertime she speaks of winter, she eats ham, but speaks of beef, got a good man but, flirts with another. She might as well go to hell, cause she ain't gonna be happy in heaven either!}www.nancybbrewer.com From new books coming soon- 3rd in Carolina Rain series. ↗


— Nancy B. Brewer


#history #humor #romance #southern #southern-women

My teacher asked my favorite color. ... I said ‘Rainbow’.... and I was punished to stand out of my class. ↗


— Saket Assertive


#humor #life #philosophy #rainbow #humor

Sports have nothing to do with fair play. They are bound up with hatred, jealousy, boastfulness, disregard of all rules and sadistic pleasure in witnessing violence ↗


— George Orwell


#humor

Optimism: That effervescent, blindingly- bright, perky, chipper, twittering quality you want to squash out of annoying people. ↗


— Richelle E. Goodrich


#cheerfulness #humor #merriment #optimism #pleasantness

Then one last thought tugs at me, so I turn back. "So why did you name me Tamsin?" I ask. "You always promised to tell me later. Even though, technically, it's earlier." My grandmother's smile flickers, deepens. "It's how you introduced yourself to me tonight. I just assumed that's what you wanted to be named. ↗


— Carolyn MacCullough


#humor

I supposed that if I had a third eye in the middle of my forehead she would want one of those too. “You don’t want a fake orange tan, Munchkin.” “Yes, I do,” she insisted. “It’s pretty.” Alex was amused. “Oh, I think so too. Very pretty and informative. I have always wondered what the female Oompa-Loompas looked like. ↗


— Tammy Blackwell


#humor

He reached out, opened the glove compartment, and took out a gun. It was a Smith & Wesson .38 five-shot special. It looked a lot like my gun. "I stopped by your apartment this morning and picked this up for you," Ranger said. "I found it in the cookie jar." "Tough guys always keep their gun in the cookie jar." "Name one." "Rockford." Ranger grinned. "I stand corrected. ↗


— Janet Evanovich


#humor

There are more than enough to fight and oppose; why waste good time fighting the people you like? ↗


— Morrissey


#lyrics #music #humor

Everyone should try to scratch their name on the bomb of life. ↗


— George Carlin


#humor

I crushed on the most popular guy in school! I saw him at a concert and I shouted out," Is that Shane Lopes? You were the most popular guy in my class, but you never wanted to go out with me. Instead it was Amanda Wayne. What are you thinking now? ↗


— Katy Perry


#humor #love #humor






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