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Needless to say, they refused to submit to the Empire, conducting such a persistent guerrilla war that the Romans gave up hope of conquering Scotland, and the Wee Free Men remained both wee and free. ↗


— Terry Pratchett


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The whole telling part seemed a moot point now, but how could he explain what happened? Hey, honey, I’m an alien and apparently I just doused you with some radioactive loving! Wanna catch a movie? Yeah, not cool. ↗


— Jennifer L. Armentrout


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It was like someone in a suit walked up to me and gave me a certificate, which stated “Roxanne Giselle Logan, Your Life is Fucked”. ↗


— Kristen Ashley


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You’re like seven feet tall, aren’t you?” “I am not seven feet tall,” he snapped at her as if she’d really insulted him. “I’m six-eleven.” When she smirked in disbelief, he added, “And three-quarters. ↗


— Shelly Laurenston


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It's not that I don't trust you, Dunstable, it's simply that I don't trust you. ↗


— P.G. Wodehouse


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They were bullyin' him, Hermione, 'cause he's so small!" said Hagrid. "Small?" said Hermione. "Small?" "Hermione, I couldn't leave him," said Hagrid, tears now trickling down his bruised face into his beard. "See -- he's my brother! ↗


— J.K. Rowling


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It seemed his demon couldn't tell the physical difference between when he was in danger and when he was "in" Danger. ↗


— Sherrilyn Kenyon


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My mouth gaped and I think I might have whimpered. The Norns had obliterated him completely—a creature they’d known for centuries—because of me. It was like watching Rudolph get shot by Santa Claus. ↗


— Kevin Hearne


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Thank you very Much, I enjoyed myself ↗


— Richard P. Feynman


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Sam found a chair under Robin’s butt and evicted him from it, bringing it over to his pregnant wife.“Sorry, I wasn’t thinking,” Robin apologized. “Thanks,” Alyssa said to Robin as she sat down, even as she gave Sam a darkly amused look. “What?” he said. “I was just helping him think. ↗


— Suzanne Brockmann


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