#hum

How’s Her Royal Bitchiness?” “Alive.” “Pity. ↗

— Nalini Singh

#humor

I thought I recognized you." Really? He remembered me looking like Swamp Thing? How flattering. ↗

— Josh Lanyon

#josh-lanyon #humor

Before you go,mate,turn on the telly. Something raunchy too. Think I'll rub off one before I go to sleep ↗

— Jeaniene Frost

#ian #red-dragon #vampire #humor

Meg Cabot is the best author ever ↗

— Meg Cabot

#humor

Now let me be clear; millions of women around the world nurse their children beautifully for years without giving anybody else a hard time about it. Teat Nazis are a solely western upper-middle-class phenomenon occurring when highly ambitious women experience deprivation from outside modes of achievement. ↗

— Tina Fey

#beauty

Your Excellency, I have no need of this hypothesis. ↗

— Pierre Laplace

#atheist #god #humor #mathematics #napoleon

Damn, this op has been like a fucking Love Boat episode. ↗

— Suzanne Brockmann

#romantic-suspense #humor

Meg and Belch only had eyes for each other. Not in the usual romantic sense. ↗

— Eoin Colfer

#humor #humor

It's my red hair that interferes with my good sense. All that color so close to my brain, it plum disorients me most days. ↗

— Kimberly Frost

#redheads #sense #humor

One night, in his cups, he drank a jar of wildfire, after telling his friends it would transform him into a dragon, but the gods were kind and it transformed him into a corpse. ↗

— George R.R. Martin

#humor