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Why hasn't someone lassoed a few teenagers and had them sit down and write out all the supposed answers they have so we can solve the world's problems already? ↗


— Richelle E. Goodrich


#problems #richelle #richelle-goodrich #teenagers #world-issues

Somebody is always hiding something. ↗


— Lisa Lutz


#humor

I'll see she gets them," Brodick said. Judith shook her head. "I want to meet her," she explained. She stood up and walked over to the table. "I have messages to give her from her mother." "I'll be happy to show you the way," Alex volunteered. "I'll do it," Gowrie announced in a much firmer voice. Brodick shook his head. "Isabelle is my sister-in-law," he snapped. "I'll show Judith the way." Iain had opened the door, and stood there listening to the argument. He was having difficulty believing what he was hearing… and seeing. His warriors were acting like lovesick squires while they argued over who would escort Judith. ↗


— Julie Garwood


#lovesickness #humor

Yeah, I write Urban Fantasy, but its more like Die Hard or Indiana Jones with Fairies, Mummies and a Vampire who uses guns more than his teeth. ↗


— Kevin James Breaux


#humor #urban-fantasy #humor

Someone out there was about to find that their worst nightmare was a maddened Librarian. With a badge. ↗


— Terry Pratchett


#librarians #humor

They Want You To Be A Docile Apathetic Consumer ↗


— Bill Hicks


#media-journalism #society #thinking #humor

I pressed PLAY and started up Chiron's favorite--the All-Time Greatest Hits of Dean Martin. Suddenly the air was filled with violins and a bunch of guys moaning in Italian. The demon pigeons went nuts. They started flying in circles, running into each other like they wanted to bash their own brains out. ↗


— Rick Riordan


#humor #pigeons #humor

This squirrel is inadequately afraid of humans! Squirrel, I am a threat to you! We are enemies! Please get off my bench! Oh, god! Oh, god! Don't touch me—oh, god! ↗


— John Green


#humor #john-green #squirrels #humor

Wisdom you speak, Obi Tina.' 'None of that - I'm the one who gets to speak backwards - no, we're both wrong - that's the little green guy, Yoda.' 'You're right. So I just get to pout and act badly when you try and teach me anything.' 'Try channelling Luke rather than Annakin - the outcome is better. ↗


— Joss Stirling


#sky #humor

Did television execs have souls? Now, that was an existential question and a half. ↗


— J.R. Ward


#humor






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