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What is it with you today?” says Christina on the way to breakfast. Her eyes are still swollen from sleep and her tangled hair forms a fuzzy halo around her face. “Oh, you know,” I say. “Sun shining. Birds chirping.” She raises an eyebrow at me, as if reminding me that we are in an underground tunnel. ↗


— Veronica Roth


#humor #tris #humor

Well,” Tessa said, sighting along the line of the knife, “you behave as if you dislike me. In fact, you behave as if you dislike us all.” “I don’t,” Gabriel said. “I just dislike him.” He pointed at Will. “Dear me,” said Will, and he took another bite of his apple. “Is it because I’m better-looking than you? ↗


— Cassandra Clare


#humor

It has often been said there’s so much to be read, you never can cram all those words in your head. So the writer who breeds more words than he needs is making a chore for the reader who reads. That's why my belief is the briefer the brief is, the greater the sigh of the reader's relief is. And that's why your books have such power and strength. You publish with shorth! (Shorth is better than length.) ↗


— Dr. Seuss


#writing #humor

If Jesus came back and saw what was being done in his name, he'd never stop throwing up. ↗


— Woody Allen


#humor #organized-religion #religion #woody-allen #humor

I liked you, cop. From the moment I met you. No… not the first moment. I wanted to kill you when I first met you. But then I liked you. A lot. ↗


— J.R. Ward


#humor

Forgive me if I stare, I knew you were young, but even then I was expecting someone a little more, well, more. ↗


— Christopher Paolini


#humor #forgiveness

Well, we were always going to fail that one," said Ron gloomily as they ascended the marble staircase. He had just made Harry feel rather better by telling him how he told the examiner in detail about the ugly man with a wart on his nose in the crystal ball, only to look up and realize he had been describing the examiner's reflection. ↗


— J.K. Rowling


#harry-potter #humor #ron-weasley #humor

Number of empty Ben & Jerry's containers: 3 -- two mint chocolate cookie, one plain vanilla. (Who buys plain vanilla ice cream from Ben & Jerry's, anyway? Is there a greater waste?) ↗


— Ally Carter


#ice-cream #taste #variety #humor

Rabbit's clever," said Pooh thoughtfully. "Yes," said Piglet, "Rabbit's clever." "And he has Brain." "Yes," said Piglet, "Rabbit has Brain." There was a long silence. "I suppose," said Pooh, "that that's why he never understands anything. ↗


— A.A. Milne


#cleverness #humor #piglet #understanding #winnie-the-pooh

I should never be left alone with my mind for too long. ↗


— Libba Bray


#humor #insanity #humor






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