#hum

If there's a silence in a room I'll try to fill it as soon as humanly possible. ↗

— Matthew Perry

#humanly #i #possible #room #silence

Bike lane: the section of the road that accommodates wide loads and has speed bumps to protect drunk drivers. ↗

— Bauvard

#funny #humor #funny

I enjoy humour more than anything, I don't really sit around banging my head and crying all the time. ↗

— Joaquin Phoenix

#around #banging #crying #enjoy #head

I have this horrible sense of humor where I think discomfort is funny - partly because I experience discomfort a lot, and it's a way of laughing at it and getting a release. ↗

— Joaquin Phoenix

#discomfort #experience #funny #getting #horrible

Will you quit shouting and let me bleed in peace! ↗

— Ransom Riggs

#humor #funny

This means that no single logic is strong enough to support the total construction of human knowledge. ↗

— Jean Piaget

#enough #human #human knowledge #knowledge #logic

To express the same idea in still another way, I think that human knowledge is essentially active. ↗

— Jean Piaget

#another #another way #essentially #express #human

You know who DOES have a funny bone in her body? Your Mom every night for a dollar! ↗

— Tina Fey

#funny

Who sees the human face correctly: the photographer, the mirror, or the painter? ↗

— Pablo Picasso

#face #human #human face #mirror #painter

Jared told her he used to be an exotic dancer in San Francisco.' 'My body is a gift from God,' Jared said gravely. 'Except for my hips, which are clearly a gift from the devil. ↗

— Sarah Rees Brennan

#humor #funny