#hum

And what is better than wisedoom (wisdom)? Woman. And what is better than a good woman? Nothing From Canterbury Tales ↗

— Geoffrey Chaucer

#humor

Stephanie Plum, psycho bait. ↗

— Janet Evanovich

#humor

I would have to break the ice with a warm smile that would melt her heart. ↗

— Tai Odunsi

#humor #love #olympus #percy #valentine

I’ve had reports of this one being in the city, but no close-up pictures till now. He’s some kind of pretty. I could just take a bite out of that firm— ↗

— Nalini Singh

#humor

How totally unexpected," he declared, then proceeded to faint from blood loss. ↗

— Brandon Sanderson

#lukel #humor

Sometimes, humor makes more sense than reasoning. ↗

— Toba Beta

#make-sense #reasoning #humor

New Year’s Day: Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual. ↗

— Mark Twain

#humor

It's called loitering, which is like littering with human beings as the trash. ↗

— Neal Shusterman

#litter #loitering #trash #humor

Damn, my word of the night ↗

— Richelle Mead

#humor

America’s been ruined by one word: Bankers. No, two words: Bankers and lawyers. Make that three words. Add politicians to that list. Oh, and don’t forget the lobbyists. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#banksters #humor #lawyers #lobbyists #politicians