#hum

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Truth. No joke. ↗

— Stephen Colbert

#humor

Humor is also a way of saying something serious. ↗

— T.S. Eliot

#humor

It is said that Indians were sometimes named for the first thing they saw when they were born. Makes you wonder why there aren't more Indians named Hairy Pussy, doesn't it? ↗

— George Carlin

#humor

Crap. No one's ever called me dorkina before. Derivative of dork. Not good. ↗

— Cynthia Hand

#humor #humor

I may not remember my name or what country I live in, but you and that pie is something I will never forget. ↗

— Kathryn Stockett

#humor

Twolegs are mousebrain ↗

— Erin Hunter

#people #humor

Do the people in Australia call the rest of the world 'Up Over'? ↗

— Steven Wright

#humor

If you're going to sit on someone's tombstone, you might as well know something about them, right? ↗

— Nicholas Sparks

#humor

And Mega has a crush on Chester." "I do not!" "Do too, Mega." "He's like, old!" "How old, Christian says." "Like at least thirty or something." Lor laughs. " Fucking ancient, ain't it, kid?" "Dude," I agree. I like Lor. ↗

— Karen Marie Moning

#dani #humor #lor #humor

Don't be drinking the Haterade. ↗

— Holly Black

#humor